faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaart. ;bb

A boy was riding a bus. All of the sudden, his stomach ached and he really needed to fart. Being aware that the music was turned on very loudly, he started to fart folloiwing the music's rhythm. He closed his eyes and shaked his head while he farted so that no one would know that he was farting. After he was done letting all his toxic out. He opened his eyes. All of the passengers were looking at him disgustedly. Then he remembered, he was actually wearing his headphones!!

do you get it?

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Satu hari, ada tiga orang lelaki menaiki sebuah teksi. Dalam perjalanan ke tempat yang hendak dituju, salah seorang daripada lelaki-lelaki tersebut telah berkentut. Pemandu teksi itu pun marah dan bertanya kepada mereka siapa yang berkentut. Tetapi tidak ada orang yang mengakun. Pemandu teksi itu pun berdiam diri dan menahan hidungnya. Setelah mereka sampai ke tempat yang hendak dituju, ketiga-tiga lelaki tersebut terus membayar dan keluar daripada teksi itu. Lalu, pemandu teksi itu pub berkata, "Orang yang bekantut alum bayar!!" dan salah seorang daripada lelaki-lelaki itu terus berkata, "Ih, sudah jua!!"

anda faham?

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HAHAHA!